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   Back-To-School Jokes For Kids
Nothing helps calm the nerves (or treat a grumpy attitude) quite like a good laugh. So, with the kids returning to school soon, here are some funny school-related jokes that are sure to crack a smile on even the most reluctant student. Let the giggles begin!
Q:WHY DID THE TEACHER WEAR SUNGLASSES TO SCHOOL?
Q:HOW DO YOU GET STRAIGHT A’S? A:By using a ruler!
Q:WHY DID THE MATH BOOK LOOK SO SAD?
A:Because it had so many problems.
Q:WHY DID THE KID EAT HIS MATH HOMEWORK?
A:Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
A:The thesaurus.
A:Because it tocks too much.
Q:WHAT DID ONE PENCIL SAY TO THE OTHER ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?
A:Looking sharp!
Q:WHY CAN'T PIRATES LEARN THE
ALPHABET?
A:Because they keep getting lost at C.
A:To get to the other slide.
A:You’re pointless.
Q:WHY DIDN'T THE FISH GO ON VACATION?
A:Because he was always in school.
A:On the school buzz! Q:WHY DID THE GIRL EAT HER
HOMEWORK?
A:Because she didn’t have a dog. Q:WHY DID THE MUSIC TEACHER
NEED A LADDER?
A:To reach the high notes. Q:WHAT’S A MATH TEACHER’S
FAVORITE DESSERT?
A: Pi
Q:MATT HAD 60 COOKIES. HE ATE 30
OF THEM. WHAT DOES HE HAVE NOW?
A:A tummy ache.
Q:WHAT FLIES AROUND GRADE SCHOOL AT NIGHT?
A:The alpha-bat. Q:WHY DID THE
OBTUSE ANGLE GET UPSET?
A:Because it knew it would never be right.
Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE ONE VANISH? A:Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and
it’s gone.
  A:Because her students were so bright.
Q:
DO YOU KNOW HOW BEES GET TO SCHOOL?
WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY?
Q:WHAT DO LIBRARIANS TAKE WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO FISHING?
A: Bookworms Q:WHAT FOOD DO MATH
TEACHERS EAT?
A:Square meals!
Q:WHY DIDN’T THE SUN GO TO
COLLEGE?
A:Because it already had a million degrees!
Q:WHY DO MAGICIANS DO SO WELL IN SCHOOL?
A:They’re good at trick questions.
Q:WHAT’S THE KING OF ALL SCHOOL SUPPLIES?
A:The ruler.
Q:WHAT DID THE SPIDER MAKE
ONLINE?
A:A website!
A:Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Q:
 Q:
WHAT DINOSAUR HAD THE BEST VOCABULARY?
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WHY ISN'T THERE A CLOCK IN THE LIBRARY?
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Q:
WHY DID THE KID CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?
Q:
WHAT DID THE TRIANGLE SAY TO THE CIRCLE?
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